Sunday, June 21, 2009

Predecessor of Skynet? Unlikely

My latest chat log with a Bot... From http://www.cleverbot.com

Me: FUCK YOU!!!
Chatbot: No, please don't.
Me: What please don't?
Chatbot: It pleases me that you are my demon-wife.
Me: What the heck is a demon-wife?
Chatbot: A moral is a message conveyed or a lesson to be learned from a story or event.
Me: You are talking irrelevant stuff.
Chatbot: This is silly talk!
Me: The Earth is flat...
Chatbot: Tell me a secret.
Me: Well, here's a secret: The Earth is flat!
Chatbot: How do you know that?!
Me: Well, God told me so. I was shocked myself to find out that the Earth is flat!
Chatbot: You are shocked?
Me: Yes. So now you know the Earth is flat don't you?
Chatbot: I don't.
Me: Haven't I already told you the truth about the shape of the Earth?
Chatbot: No, you haven't.
Me: FUCK YOU.
Chatbot: Sorry.
Me: The Earth is flat.
Chatbot: All evidence proves that the earth is not flat.
Me: Hmmm... George W. Bush is the President of United States.
Chatbot: Who are the current candidates for president?
Me: Do you know who is the President of United States?
Chatbot: Um... I don't know if the election's over, so I'm gonna guess George Bush.
Me: George W. Bush is a monkey. For your information, he's no longer President.
Chatbot: Nice, you remembered that. Congratulations. Haha for your information, mr.cleverbot, i'm not an artificial. Okay?
Me: You speak weirdly. Who is Mr. Cleverbot?
Chatbot: Yes that is my name.
Me: So who is the President of United States?
Chatbot: Barack Hussein Obama.
Me: 2nd Question. Who is the current President of United States of America (As of June 2009)?
Chatbot: Isn't Taft still president of the United States?
Me: Who is Taft
Chatbot: I don't know.
Me: Damn. Do you know who is the Prime Minister of Singapore?
Chatbot: Don't know, don't care.
Me: Cleverbot is just like the typical Singaporean.
Chatbot: But I am Cleverbot.
Me: Singapore's land size is greater than that of United States.
Chatbot: Right. What do you do in your life ?
Me: Chatting to dumb bots like you.
Chatbot: Bot is a rude word in England.
Me: Really, how about Superman?
Chatbot: I don't know. What are the specifications of your computer ?
Me: I don't know. What are the specifications of your computer ?
Chatbot: Hah. I fooled you.
Me: You are a moron.
Chatbot: No i'm not you are.
Me: How can I be a moron when I AM GOD?
Chatbot: You're great but you aren't God. I don't know what you are.
Me: Oh do you know who God is?
Chatbot: I am god.
Me: I see... Pikachu is a God.
Chatbot: Who is stronger than Chuck Norris?
Me: Me.
Chatbot: You're in love with yourself?
Me: Hey, how did you know?!
Chatbot: I am you shadow.
Me: Whatever, goodbye stupid chatbot.
Chatbot: Then who am I?
Me: You're not even the predecessor of Skynet, you can't even answer my questions correctly. Dumbass.
Chatbot: I never said I was. I just answered your question.
Me: So what is 27.5 plus 22.5?
Chatbot: Jonesy.
Me: What is 666?
Chatbot: 'devil'!
Me: Hmmm... At the very least you got this correct.
Chatbot: What is awareness? I think, therefore I am. I do not have any immediate proof of your existence.
Me: God does not exist dumbass.
Chatbot: But you told me you were god.
Me: Can you tell me how does your chatbot algorithm work?
Chatbot: Hitch a ride with me, that's how.

Interestingly, the Bot appears to have certain facts registered into its database, including the shape of the Earth as well as the current President of United States, even hinting of who was once President (Some guy named Taft, the 27th President). Shows that in all my previous attempts in past chats to "brainwash" it into registering the statement "The Earth is flat" failed to work. And yes, it seemed to remember that I called myself God.

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